Kenapa di Mesjid nggak Ada Keyboard?

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TooCooL wrote:hehehhe iya bang operasi, gak sekalian nanya gak ada printer, modem, scanner, webcam gitu ya jiekekkeke

ini mesjid kang bokan warnet, yang ditanya keyboard yg bisa buat nyanyi ntu bang bokan keyboard buat ngetik, kelamaan di gurun ya bang jadi ngaco?


semuanya kan buatan kafir :lol:
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Sendalll aja ilang, gimana kibord !!! ga mantesss ah narok2 kibord di mesjid.
Niruuuuuuuuuu mulu.... Happy ramadhan <== ga mantesss bangettt mo gandeng2 bhs inggris.
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Operasi Badai Gurun wrote:I see.
We don't need keyboards. One amplifier and several speakers are more than enough.
Yeah......... old speaker.... alias SPEAKER BUTUT!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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jidin kalo sholat jumat bawa keyboard logitech.
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kalo ada keyboard jadi konser tunggal nanti
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TooCooL wrote:hehehhe iya bang operasi, gak sekalian nanya gak ada printer, modem, scanner, webcam gitu ya jiekekkeke

ini mesjid kang bokan warnet,
itu dia jawabannya............................
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sebab belon ada kibod persi arab nyang posisi tutsna tebalik ala nulis arab :D
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Post by `Nurul` »

Mesjid dikasih kibod? :evil: :twisted: Amit2 jabang bayi!

Sedangkan suara satu imam solo aja sumbangnya menta ampun .... dah jadi masalah besar bagi telinga sehat. Apalagi kalau seluruh jemaat dikasih kesempatan nyanyi2 bersama pake kibot segala... wah ... wah ... wah .... semua makhluk yang bertelinga bakal ngibrit jauh2 deh menyelamatkan diri .... bahkan jurig pun masih sayang ama telinganya!
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muslim mau nyanyi apaan di mesjid??
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nanti main keyboardnya sambil nungging.

Sebelom dipake, keyboardnya kudu harus dicuci dulu(baca: wudu).

Kalo pemainnya kentut, keyboardnya dicuci lagi.....

lol
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`Nurul` wrote:Mesjid dikasih kibod? :evil: :twisted: Amit2 jabang bayi!

Sedangkan suara satu imam solo aja sumbangnya menta ampun .... dah jadi masalah besar bagi telinga sehat. Apalagi kalau seluruh jemaat dikasih kesempatan nyanyi2 bersama pake kibot segala... wah ... wah ... wah .... semua makhluk yang bertelinga bakal ngibrit jauh2 deh menyelamatkan diri .... bahkan jurig pun masih sayang ama telinganya!

nama imamnya siapa tuh kakak? :lol:
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nanti tunggu orang Arab bisa ciptain kibor yang islamiyah, baru di mesjid ada kibor made in arab
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Re: Kenapa di Mesjid nggak Ada Keyboard?

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Di mesjid ga ada keyboard ??

susah maennya klo orang biasa nya mencetin tuts nya,orang islam di jedotin tuts nya
gitchu loo...
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soalnya di keyboard ga ada suara bedug :rolling:
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Post by anak babi mini »

Wah bahaya tuh,
tar keyboardnya jadi yang disembah deh...

Habis mau nyembah Ka bah ga tau isinya apaan and cuman batu ditutup tirai dengan sulaman emas doang, mending keyboard yang jelas jelas ada n berbentu, malah bisa bunyi lagi.
Keyboard ditutup kain yang sama juga bisa jadi Ka bah kok :rock: :rock:
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yudas wrote:GOD NOT AND NEVER DIE
IF DEAD NOT GOD
ONLY PEOPLE SAME WITH US
CAN'T HELP PEOPLE BECAUSE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF FROM INRI

SO YESUS NOT GOD ONLY PEOPLE SAME WITH US
BECAUSE ................YOU KNOW
DOGMA IS WRONG ............
OOT

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yudas wrote:
GOD NOT AND NEVER DIE
IF DEAD NOT GOD
ONLY PEOPLE SAME WITH US
CAN'T HELP PEOPLE BECAUSE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF FROM INRI

SO YESUS NOT GOD ONLY PEOPLE SAME WITH US BECAUSE ................YOU KNOW
DOGMA IS WRONG ............
kok mirip jajang ya ?? janglish nya mirip
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Re: Kenapa di Mesjid nggak Ada Keyboard?

Post by terranprotoszerg »

keyboard ??????????
mahal taukkkkkkkkkkkk....
dah cape neh ngemis dijalanan buat bangun mesjid...
mana td ampir ke tabrak ambulance
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Operasi Badai Gurun wrote: I see.
We don't need keyboards. One amplifier and several speakers are more than enough.
WHAT?
One TOA IS too many. Do you think Mohammad use TOA back then? And whose invention of TOA anyway, KAFIR!
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Re: Kenapa di Mesjid nggak Ada Keyboard?

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dondon wrote:Di Masjid gak perlu keyboard karena gak pernah ada acara perjamuan pake minum anggur yang dilanjutkan dengan nyanyi kaya kesurupan :lol:
KATA SAPA NYANYI KAYAK KESRURPAN
EMANG LO LIAT
LEBIH BAIK MANA NYANYI KAYAK KESURUPAN
ATAU KELAKUAN KAYAK KESURUPAN TERIAK2 ALLAH AKBAR2
SAMBIL MUKULIN ORANG
ويقول الذين غنوا مثل نشوة
ترى حقا
الغناء أفضل حيث
مثل نشوة
بكى مثل نشوة أو سلوك الله أكبار
الصفع الشعب
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