@atas, serangan telak pada mohmed!
Bisa aja bro Kimi
Jika Nabi Muhammad Datang ke Rumahmu...
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kebayang bawa muhammad ke FX plaza senayan ... bisa 2x di usir satpam ..... udah bau ... kerjanya nguber2x cewe pula ....kimi07 wrote: ga ada yang salah nongkrong di fx, plaza senayan, klo nabi mo cuci mata, hayuks
bikin malu tuan rumah
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Re: Jika Nabi Muhammad Datang ke Rumahmu...
Kalo si muhammad dateng ke rumah ane, ane sediain air kencing onta.Kasihan kan habis perjalanan jauh dari gua Hira pasti dia haus.
Nah terus diminum deh sampai habis sama si muhammad kaya gini nih :
Ane juga siapin kencing onta buat mandinya si muhammad biar bersih kan kasihan banyak debu di gua Hira.
Terus ane juga bakal sediain batu kalimah auwloh buat cebok si muhammad sesuai dengan hadiz.
Dijamin si muhammad betah di rumah ane karena ane suguhin sesuai dengan yang muhammad perintahkan
Nah terus diminum deh sampai habis sama si muhammad kaya gini nih :
Ane juga siapin kencing onta buat mandinya si muhammad biar bersih kan kasihan banyak debu di gua Hira.
Terus ane juga bakal sediain batu kalimah auwloh buat cebok si muhammad sesuai dengan hadiz.
Dijamin si muhammad betah di rumah ane karena ane suguhin sesuai dengan yang muhammad perintahkan
Re: Jika Nabi Muhammad Datang ke Rumahmu...
muslim memang payah!maemunah wrote:Jika Nabi Muhammad datang ke rumahmu,
Untuk meluangkan waktu sehari dua hari bersamamu,
.....
Sangatlah menarik untuk tahu
Apa yang akan kau lakukan
Jika Nabi Muhammad datang, mengetuk pintu rumahmu..
Gak tahu malu, agamanya kau ejek, pengikutnya di usir, kitabnya dikatain palsu, tuhannya dibilang 3,
tapi puisi-puisinya kau curi dan copy paste!
Saya sering menemukan hal semacam ini di KASKUS, forum terbesar Indonesia.
Puisi kristen diterjemahkan dr bhs Inggris ke Indonesia, dan kata "Jesus" diganti "Muhammad"
Kata "God" diganti "Awloh"
-- pastinya janggal lah!
Kok muslimin gak curiga sih?? ..para netter terkagum2, ada yg terharu, tp semua bilang "subhanalloh"
Re: Jika Nabi Muhammad Datang ke Rumahmu...
Tuhannya kristen digambarkan penuh kasih = wajar, kitabnya jg bilang bgtu
Awloh penuh kasih???? Masa iya? Quran gak beri contoh bentuk kasih si Awloh, umatnya berkelakuan kejam...tak ada bukti jek!
Yesus datang ke rumah kita? Wajar, kata org Kristen, Yesus itu Roh, Yesus tidak mati, Dia Tuhan...suka2 dia kalo mau ke bumi.
Muhammad SAW datang ke rumah kita = mengerikaannnn! Muhammad sdh mati, sdh dikubur, trus dia datang lagi ...hiiiy setaan!
Awloh penuh kasih???? Masa iya? Quran gak beri contoh bentuk kasih si Awloh, umatnya berkelakuan kejam...tak ada bukti jek!
Yesus datang ke rumah kita? Wajar, kata org Kristen, Yesus itu Roh, Yesus tidak mati, Dia Tuhan...suka2 dia kalo mau ke bumi.
Muhammad SAW datang ke rumah kita = mengerikaannnn! Muhammad sdh mati, sdh dikubur, trus dia datang lagi ...hiiiy setaan!
Re: Jika Nabi Muhammad Datang ke Rumahmu...
Ni aslinya sebuah lagu ciptaan Lois Blanchard Eades
Lagu dipopulerkan oleh penyanyi country AS, Red Sovine
If Jesus Came To Your House
If Jesus came to your house, To spend a day or two.
If he came without warning, I wonder what you'd do.
Yes if Jesus came to your house, To spend a day or two.
If he came unexpected, Just dropped in on you.
Ahh I know you'd give you nicest room, To such an honored guest.
And all the food you'd serve to him, Would be your very best.
And you would keep reassuring him, That you're glad to have him there.
That serving him in your home, Is joy beyond compare.
But when you saw him coming, Would you meet him at the door,
With arms out stretched in welcome, To your heavenly visitor.
Or would you have to change you clothes, Before you'd let him in.
Or hide some magazines, And put the Bible where they had been.
Would you turn off the radio, And hope he hadn't heard.
And wish you hadn't uttered, That last loud hasty word.
Would you hide your worldly music, And put some hymn books out.
Could you just let Jesus walk right in, Or would you rush about.
And I wonder, If the savior spent a day or two with you.
Would you go right on doing, The things you always do.
Would you go right on saying, The things you always say.
Would life for you continue, As it does from day to day.
Would your family conversations, Keep up its usual pace.
And would you find it hard each meal to say a table grace.
Would you sing the songs you always sing, And read the books you read.
And let him know the things on which you mind and spirit feed.
Would you take Jesus with you everywhere you planned to go.
Or maybe would you change your plans, For just a day or so.
Would you be glad to have him meet your very closest friends.
Or hope that they'd stay away, Until his visit ends.
Would you be glad to have him stay forever on and on.
Or would you sigh with great relief, When he at last was gone.
It might be interesting to know the things that you would do,
If Jesus came in person, to spend some time with you.
If Jesus came to your house, I wonder what you'd do.
sumber:
http://www.angel-stardust.com/Penny/ifjesuscame.html
http://blessingsforlife.com/favforwards ... rhouse.htm
http://www.simplyangel.com/ifjesuscametoyourhouse.htm dan msh buanyaak lagi.
* Emang org Islam ga bisa bikin puisi ttg Muhamad dan Awloh ya? Kok mencuri puisinya org kafir??
Lagu dipopulerkan oleh penyanyi country AS, Red Sovine
If Jesus Came To Your House
If Jesus came to your house, To spend a day or two.
If he came without warning, I wonder what you'd do.
Yes if Jesus came to your house, To spend a day or two.
If he came unexpected, Just dropped in on you.
Ahh I know you'd give you nicest room, To such an honored guest.
And all the food you'd serve to him, Would be your very best.
And you would keep reassuring him, That you're glad to have him there.
That serving him in your home, Is joy beyond compare.
But when you saw him coming, Would you meet him at the door,
With arms out stretched in welcome, To your heavenly visitor.
Or would you have to change you clothes, Before you'd let him in.
Or hide some magazines, And put the Bible where they had been.
Would you turn off the radio, And hope he hadn't heard.
And wish you hadn't uttered, That last loud hasty word.
Would you hide your worldly music, And put some hymn books out.
Could you just let Jesus walk right in, Or would you rush about.
And I wonder, If the savior spent a day or two with you.
Would you go right on doing, The things you always do.
Would you go right on saying, The things you always say.
Would life for you continue, As it does from day to day.
Would your family conversations, Keep up its usual pace.
And would you find it hard each meal to say a table grace.
Would you sing the songs you always sing, And read the books you read.
And let him know the things on which you mind and spirit feed.
Would you take Jesus with you everywhere you planned to go.
Or maybe would you change your plans, For just a day or so.
Would you be glad to have him meet your very closest friends.
Or hope that they'd stay away, Until his visit ends.
Would you be glad to have him stay forever on and on.
Or would you sigh with great relief, When he at last was gone.
It might be interesting to know the things that you would do,
If Jesus came in person, to spend some time with you.
If Jesus came to your house, I wonder what you'd do.
sumber:
http://www.angel-stardust.com/Penny/ifjesuscame.html
http://blessingsforlife.com/favforwards ... rhouse.htm
http://www.simplyangel.com/ifjesuscametoyourhouse.htm dan msh buanyaak lagi.
* Emang org Islam ga bisa bikin puisi ttg Muhamad dan Awloh ya? Kok mencuri puisinya org kafir??
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Re: Jika Nabi Muhammad Datang ke Rumahmu...
busyet...kagak ajaran kristen, kagak nabi-nya, kagak tuhannya, mpe syair lagu juga di curi..snipey wrote:Ni aslinya sebuah lagu ciptaan Lois Blanchard Eades
Lagu dipopulerkan oleh penyanyi country AS, Red Sovine
If Jesus Came To Your House
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* Emang org Islam ga bisa bikin puisi ttg Muhamad dan Awloh ya? Kok mencuri puisinya org kafir??
aduuuhhhh...makk...cemana nih....
KK
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Re: Jika Nabi Muhammad Datang ke Rumahmu...
Bro Snipey..
Thanks lirik lagunya sangat bagus. Love it!!
Ugama eslam? Mane bisa kayak begene?
Thanks lirik lagunya sangat bagus. Love it!!
Ugama eslam? Mane bisa kayak begene?
Re: Jika Nabi Muhammad Datang ke Rumahmu...
jimane gue tau kalo dia muhamat ???
DAPUR nya aja kagak pernah tau ! ! ! ! !
trit ini bener bener humoooor
DAPUR nya aja kagak pernah tau ! ! ! ! !
trit ini bener bener humoooor
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^^
slimer pun gak ada yg tahu rupa nabinya, tapi bisa dilihat dari kelakuannya.
Klo dia nyosor pengen nyium selangkangan gw, pastilah dia si mumed.
slimer pun gak ada yg tahu rupa nabinya, tapi bisa dilihat dari kelakuannya.
Klo dia nyosor pengen nyium selangkangan gw, pastilah dia si mumed.
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@A-Man
hahaha kalau kagak ada hidung,mulut,mata,dan telinga gimana bro..
nabi gak tuh..? masalahnya kagak ada sketsa wajahnya..! kan jadi bingung nih mamad atau bukan..
hahaha kalau kagak ada hidung,mulut,mata,dan telinga gimana bro..
nabi gak tuh..? masalahnya kagak ada sketsa wajahnya..! kan jadi bingung nih mamad atau bukan..
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^^
itu sih alohswt yg gak serupa dgn makhluk apa pun.
itu sih alohswt yg gak serupa dgn makhluk apa pun.
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Re: Jika Nabi Muhammad Datang ke Rumahmu...
Jika Nabi Muhammad datang ke rumahmu | If Jesus Came To Your House |
Jika Nabi Muhammad datang ke rumahmu, Untuk meluangkan waktu sehari dua hari bersamamu, Tanpa kabar apa-apa sebelumnya, Apakah yang akan kau lakukan untuknya? |
If Jesus came to your house, To spend a day or two. If he came without warning, I wonder what you'd do. |
Sangatlah menarik untuk tahu Apa yang akan kau lakukan Jika Nabi Muhammad datang, mengetuk pintu rumahmu.. |
It might be interesting to know the things that you would do, If Jesus came in person, to spend some time with you. If Jesus came to your house, I wonder what you'd do. |
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Re: Jika Nabi Muhammad Datang ke Rumahmu...
maemunah wrote:Jika Nabi Muhammad datang ke rumahmu,
Untuk meluangkan waktu sehari dua hari bersamamu,
Tanpa kabar apa-apa sebelumnya,
Apakah yang akan kau lakukan untuknya?
Akankah kau sembunyikan buku duniamu,
Lalu kau keluarkan dengan cepat kitab hadits di rak buku?
Atau akankah kau sembunyikan majalah-majalahmu,
Dan kau hiasi mejamu dengan Qur'an yang telah berdebu?
Akankah kau masih melihat film X di TV,
Atau dengan cepat kau matikan sebelum dilihat Nabi?
Maukan kau mengajak Nabi berkunjung ke tempat yang biasa kau datangi,
Ataukah dengan cepat rencanamu kau ganti?
Akankah kau bahagia jika Nabi memperpanjang kunjungannya,
Atau kau malah tersiksa karena banyak yang harus kau sembunyikan darinya?
Jika Nabi Muhammad tiba-tiba ingin menyaksikan,
Akankah kau tetap mengerjakan pekerjaan yang sehari-hari biasa kau lakukan?
Akankah kau berkata-kata seperti apa yang sehari-hari kau katakan?
Akankah kau jalankan sewajarnya hidupmu seperti halnya jika Nabi tidak
kerumahmu?
Sangatlah menarik untuk tahu
Apa yang akan kau lakukan
Jika Nabi Muhammad datang, mengetuk pintu rumahmu..
KAGAK MUNGKIN DEH BRO; MUNGKIN SAAT INI DIA LAGI NGERINTIH2 KARENA SAAT INI IA ADA DI DALAM KEGELAPAN YANG PALING GELAP SAMBIL MERATAP DAN MENGERTAKAN GIGINYA.
Re: Jika Nabi Muhammad Datang ke Rumahmu...
ga nabi,snipey wrote:Ni aslinya sebuah lagu ciptaan Lois Blanchard Eades
Lagu dipopulerkan oleh penyanyi country AS, Red Sovine
sumber:
http://www.angel-stardust.com/Penny/ifjesuscame.html
http://blessingsforlife.com/favforwards ... rhouse.htm
http://www.simplyangel.com/ifjesuscametoyourhouse.htm dan msh buanyaak lagi.
* Emang org Islam ga bisa bikin puisi ttg Muhamad dan Awloh ya? Kok mencuri puisinya org kafir??
ga pengikut
demennya NYONTEK bo. ini udah kategori plagiat, karena ga mencantumkan sumber aslinya, mirip banget sama quran
ampun deh