PENDOKUMENTASIAN quran di RANJANG dan SELIMUT: MUNGKINKAH?

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PENDOKUMENTASIAN quran di RANJANG dan SELIMUT: MUNGKINKAH?

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A. Wahyu quran turun saat muhammad di ranjang bersama aisha! TIDAK PERNAH wahyu turun saat muhammad berada di RANJANG bersama istri lain!


BUKHARI, Volume 3, Book 47, Number 755:
Narrated 'Urwa from 'Aisha:
The wives of Allah's Apostle were in two groups. One group consisted of 'Aisha, Hafsa, Safiyya and Sauda; and the other group consisted of Um Salama and the other wives of Allah's Apostle. The Muslims knew that Allah's Apostle loved 'Aisha, so if any of them had a gift and wished to give to Allah's Apostle, he would delay it, till Allah's Apostle had come to 'Aisha's home and then he would send his gift to Allah's Apostle in her home. The group of Um Salama discussed the matter together and decided that Um Salama should request Allah's Apostle to tell the people to send their gifts to him in whatever wife's house he was. Um Salama told Allah's Apostle of what they had said, but he did not reply. Then they (those wives) asked Um Salama about it. She said, "He did not say anything to me." They asked her to talk to him again. She talked to him again when she met him on her day, but he gave no reply. When they asked her, she replied that he had given no reply. They said to her, "Talk to him till he gives you a reply." When it was her turn, she talked to him again. He then said to her, "Do not hurt me regarding Aisha, as the Divine Inspirations do not come to me on any of the beds except that of Aisha." On that Um Salama said, "I repent to Allah for hurting you." Then the group of Um Salama called Fatima, the daughter of Allah's Apostle and sent her to Allah's Apostle to say to him, "Your wives request to treat them and the daughter of Abu Bakr on equal terms." Then Fatima conveyed the message to him. The Prophet said, "O my daughter! Don't you love whom I love?" She replied in the affirmative and returned and told them of the situation. They requested her to go to him again but she refused. They then sent Zainab bint Jahsh who went to him and used harsh words saying, "Your wives request you to treat them and the daughter of Ibn Abu Quhafa on equal terms." On that she raised her voice and abused 'Aisha to her face so much so that Allah's Apostle looked at 'Aisha to see whether she would retort. 'Aisha started replying to Zainab till she silenced her. The Prophet then looked at 'Aisha and said, "She is really the daughter of Abu Bakr."




B. Wahyu quran turun saat muhammad satu SELIMUT bersama aisha...dan tidak pernah wahyu turun jika si kakek berselimut bersama istri-istri lain!


BUKHARI, Volume 5, Book 57, Number 119:
Narrated Hisham's father:
The people used to send presents to the Prophet on the day of 'Aisha's turn. 'Aisha said, "My companions (i.e. the other wives of the Prophet) gathered in the house of Um Salama and said, "0 Um Salama! By Allah, the people choose to send presents on the day of 'Aisha's turn and we too, love the good (i.e. presents etc.) as 'Aisha does. You should tell Allah's Apostle to tell the people to send their presents to him wherever he may be, or wherever his turn may be." Um Salama said that to the Prophet and he turned away from her, and when the Prophet returned to her (i.e. Um Salama), she repeated the same, and the Prophet again turned away, and when she told him the same for the third time, the Prophet said, "O Um Salama! Don't trouble me by harming 'Aisha, for by Allah, the Divine Inspiration never came to me while I was under the blanket of any woman amongst you except her."


Tabari Vl7, page :7 Ayesha said “Inspiration came to him when he and I were in a single blanket”.





C. wahyu quran turun saat ejakulai di luar dilakukan oleh sahabat-sahabat nabi thd budak perang wanita!

BUKHARI, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 136:
Narrated Jabir:
We used to practice coitus interrupt us while the Quran was being revealed. Jabir added: We used to practice coitus interrupt us during the lifetime of Allah's Apostle while the Quran was being Revealed.







PERTANYAAN CERDAS:
1. MUNGKINKAH pendokumentasian quran dilakukan di RANJANG dan di SELIMUT?

2. DENGAN cara apakah wahyu saat itu didokumentasikan? daun kurma? BATU? tulang? kulit domba? TRUS siapa yang mencatat? bukankah muhammad buta huruf? :lol: ...sedangkan aisha hanyalah seorang bocah cilik? :D

3. JIKA pendokumentasiannya melalui INGATAN atau MEMORI, apakah bisa dipastikan mereka mengingatnya?

4. KENAPA jibril pilih-pilih RANJANG dan SELIMUT untuk mewahyukan quran? adakah penjelasan scientific maupun theologis ttg hal ini?

5. satu lagi, BAGAIMANA mungkin pendokumentasian quran bisa dilakukan jika para sahabat muslim sibuk EJAKULASI di luar thd budak perang wanita? BUKANKAH kemungkinan lupa akan semakin besar krn mereka sedang SIBUK menikmati permainan mereka? :D
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karena itu mereka menyembah batu yg berbentuk vagina

:lol:
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dari taon 2007 sampe sekarang...????

masa kagak ada seorang moslempun yang sanggup menjawab pertanyaan sis rebecca ini...???
rebecca, pertanyaan lo paten amir......? :supz:
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Sekarang udah 2012 bang, belum ada yang bisa jawab... :stun:
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Pernah dengar cerita kalo momad itu penderita ayan (step) akut ....

Bisa jadi setelah ejak dg aisah (mungkin aisah mo bj, sementara istri lain ogah), momad yg sangat euphoria dan extasi ini,
langsung stepnya kumat ....

Lalu berhamburanlah ayat2x quran,
sperti p3ju*nya yg bermuncr4t4n di baju itu ....(ingat hadis ttg aisah yng ngerikan sp3rm4 momad yg kering di baju ....)
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*LUCU-LUCUAN MODE ON*
Kalau ada Viagra di Arab abad ke-6 mungkin Muhammad bisa mati lebih awal... Komplikasi Epilepsi dan Gangguan Jantung...
*LUCU-LUCUAN MODE OFF*
keeamad wrote:(ingat hadis ttg aisah yng ngerikan sp3rm4 momad yg kering di baju ....)
Hah adakah? Seperti apa hadisnya???
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Rebecca wrote:apakah bisa dipastikan mereka mengingatnya?
BUKANKAH kemungkinan lupa akan semakin besar?
jawaban : http://sy42.wordpress.com/2012/03/07/me ... -al-quran/
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wkwkwkw
makin aneh ajah nih Nabi dapet wahyu sambil bobo boboan wkwkwk jelas banget urutannya dari gua Hira dapet wahyu dgn mimpi berikutnya juga dengan mimpi klop

mimpi kale yeeeee :green:
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