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Ternyata Muhammad memiliki masalah ejakulasi

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Ternyata Muhammad memiliki masalah ejakulasi

Postby ahmad_doni » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:30 am

Sahih Muslim Book 003, Number 0685:

'A'isha the wife of the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) reported. A person asked the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) about one who has sexual intercourse with his wife and parts away (without orgasm) whether bathing is obligatory for him. 'A'isha was sitting by him. The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: I and she (the Mother of the Faithful) do it and then take a bath.


http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamental ... l#003.0685

Katanya diberi kekuatan seks puluhan laki-laki...eh....ternyata gak bisa ejakulasi coy hihihihi. Mungkin karena kebanyakan mengumbar nafsu seks, jadi akhirnya kesuliltan ejakulasi, kehabisan sperma kali hehehehe

Mad...mad...benar2 ancur ente ini :lol:
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Postby nayagenggong » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:22 pm

o...pantesan kagak dapet keturunan dr si mungil ayesha
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Postby Garin laksana » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:12 pm

nayagenggong wrote:o...pantesan kagak dapet keturunan dr si mungil ayesha

Gimana mo dapet keturunan?, Lah ejakulasi pun tidak? Sudah kering, seiring usianya yg sudah uzur bin tuirr; Kalau pun 'ada yg keluar'... pasti sudah "expired" bisa2 malah berbahaya buat si Aisyah?

Sebenernya seh laki2 sebaya itu (<60thn) masih bisa, asalakan tercukupi asupan gizi-nya. Namun, gimana mo kecukupan gizi? lha wong makan saja pake tangan & abis makan jilat2 jari2nya .../gak cuci tangan... Yaaa sudah faktor higienisnya hilang! Makanya sektor reproduksi pada diri Muhammad terganggu!*
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Postby audy_valentine » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:38 pm

kok dia bisa punya anak ama si mariyah babunya hafsha?

jangan-jangan... hmmm
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Postby Rashidi » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:27 pm

dan jangan lupa, si aesha bilang kalo anak itu ngga mirip sama muhammat
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Postby Sashimi » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:19 pm

muhammad mah ejakulasinya ke baju, wong bekasnya yang kuning2 kering2 di kerikin bini ciliknya
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Postby fenomena » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:02 pm

Kuwalat
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Postby audy_valentine » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:12 am

ejakulasi dini tuh
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Postby murtad mama » Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:24 am

katanya muhammad dapat kekuatan sex setara dng 30 lelaki :lol: koq cuman 'azl sie, pantasan ejakulasi dini :lol:
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Postby audy_valentine » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:34 am

kekuatan setara 30 lelaki penderita impotensi!
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Postby MONTIR KEPALA » Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:04 pm

katanya Aisya pernah ngebersihan baju nabi yg ada spermanya ...???.... tipe2 inkonsisten luh pir
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Postby santri gagal » Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:04 pm

MONTIR KEPALA wrote:katanya Aisya pernah ngebersihan baju nabi yg ada spermanya ...???.... tipe2 inkonsisten luh pir


apa artina pasti ntu sperma punya si momed kang? :lol:
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Postby audy_valentine » Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:19 pm

Itu spermanya si Momed kali... Sperma bekas dari MIMPI BASAH
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Postby Sashimi » Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:17 pm

MONTIR KEPALA wrote:katanya Aisya pernah ngebersihan baju nabi yg ada spermanya ...???.... tipe2 inkonsisten luh pir


itu namanya edi tansil, pernah denger ga? sebelum nyentuh bininya udah gemeteran dulu trus ngecrot duluan deh ke baju

kalo ngga begitu mana mungkin bajunya penuh pejuh
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Postby ubijalar » Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:21 pm

Ya ampun...
Makin keliatan banget nich ancurnya sih Mommet.
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Postby Born to Die for ISRAEL » Mon May 05, 2008 3:04 pm

si mamad kudu ke porong.. ada yg jual jamu ngaceng terus! hik.hik.
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Postby murtad mama » Thu May 08, 2008 6:05 pm

kayaknya muhammad perlu ketempat mak erot tuh, biar2 dipijat2 dulu anunya :lol: supaya ndak edi tansil :lol:
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Postby Bang Haji » Mon May 12, 2008 4:54 pm

murtad mama wrote:kayaknya muhammad perlu ketempat mak erot tuh, biar2 dipijat2 dulu anunya :lol: supaya ndak edi tansil :lol:



hussh...mama gimana sihh..
gak boleh atuh si mak erot megang2 "burungnya" nabi, bini bukan sodara bukan megang2..
bisa diazab ouloh si mak erot...kliniknya langsung bangkrut deh :lol:
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Postby audy_valentine » Tue May 13, 2008 1:56 am

Ah khusus Muhammad sih dipijet cewe mana aja yang dia mau boleh kok.
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Postby murtad mama » Tue May 13, 2008 2:32 am

Bang Haji wrote:
murtad mama wrote:kayaknya muhammad perlu ketempat mak erot tuh, biar2 dipijat2 dulu anunya :lol: supaya ndak edi tansil :lol:



hussh...mama gimana sihh..
gak boleh atuh si mak erot megang2 "burungnya" nabi, bini bukan sodara bukan megang2..
bisa diazab ouloh si mak erot...kliniknya langsung bangkrut deh :lol:


akh namanya juga nabi "burungnya"aja pernah dikeluarin ama budaknya mariah al qibti sama yg waktu konon katanya "isra miraj aka berindehoy ria" :lol:
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