Ternyata Muhammad memiliki masalah ejakulasi

Muhammad dan istri2nya, pedofilia dan kehidupan seksual nabi
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Ternyata Muhammad memiliki masalah ejakulasi

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Sahih Muslim Book 003, Number 0685:
'A'isha the wife of the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) reported. A person asked the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) about one who has sexual intercourse with his wife and parts away (without orgasm) whether bathing is obligatory for him. 'A'isha was sitting by him. The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: I and she (the Mother of the Faithful) do it and then take a bath.
http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamental ... l#003.0685

Katanya diberi kekuatan seks puluhan laki-laki...eh....ternyata gak bisa ejakulasi coy hihihihi. Mungkin karena kebanyakan mengumbar nafsu seks, jadi akhirnya kesuliltan ejakulasi, kehabisan sperma kali hehehehe

Mad...mad...benar2 ancur ente ini :lol:
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o...pantesan kagak dapet keturunan dr si mungil ayesha
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nayagenggong wrote:o...pantesan kagak dapet keturunan dr si mungil ayesha
Gimana mo dapet keturunan?, Lah ejakulasi pun tidak? Sudah kering, seiring usianya yg sudah uzur bin tuirr; Kalau pun 'ada yg keluar'... pasti sudah "expired" bisa2 malah berbahaya buat si Aisyah?

Sebenernya seh laki2 sebaya itu (<60thn) masih bisa, asalakan tercukupi asupan gizi-nya. Namun, gimana mo kecukupan gizi? lha wong makan saja pake tangan & abis makan jilat2 jari2nya .../gak cuci tangan... Yaaa sudah faktor higienisnya hilang! Makanya sektor reproduksi pada diri Muhammad terganggu!*
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kok dia bisa punya anak ama si mariyah babunya hafsha?

jangan-jangan... hmmm
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dan jangan lupa, si aesha bilang kalo anak itu ngga mirip sama muhammat
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Post by Sashimi »

muhammad mah ejakulasinya ke baju, wong bekasnya yang kuning2 kering2 di kerikin bini ciliknya
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Kuwalat
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ejakulasi dini tuh
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katanya muhammad dapat kekuatan sex setara dng 30 lelaki :lol: koq cuman 'azl sie, pantasan ejakulasi dini :lol:
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kekuatan setara 30 lelaki penderita impotensi!
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Post by MONTIR KEPALA »

katanya Aisya pernah ngebersihan baju nabi yg ada spermanya ...???.... tipe2 inkonsisten luh pir
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MONTIR KEPALA wrote:katanya Aisya pernah ngebersihan baju nabi yg ada spermanya ...???.... tipe2 inkonsisten luh pir
apa artina pasti ntu sperma punya si momed kang? :lol:
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Itu spermanya si Momed kali... Sperma bekas dari MIMPI BASAH
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MONTIR KEPALA wrote:katanya Aisya pernah ngebersihan baju nabi yg ada spermanya ...???.... tipe2 inkonsisten luh pir
itu namanya edi tansil, pernah denger ga? sebelum nyentuh bininya udah gemeteran dulu trus ngecrot duluan deh ke baju

kalo ngga begitu mana mungkin bajunya penuh pejuh
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Ya ampun...
Makin keliatan banget nich ancurnya sih Mommet.
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Post by Born to Die for ISRAEL »

si mamad kudu ke porong.. ada yg jual jamu ngaceng terus! hik.hik.
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kayaknya muhammad perlu ketempat mak erot tuh, biar2 dipijat2 dulu anunya :lol: supaya ndak edi tansil :lol:
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murtad mama wrote:kayaknya muhammad perlu ketempat mak erot tuh, biar2 dipijat2 dulu anunya :lol: supaya ndak edi tansil :lol:

hussh...mama gimana sihh..
gak boleh atuh si mak erot megang2 "burungnya" nabi, bini bukan sodara bukan megang2..
bisa diazab ouloh si mak erot...kliniknya langsung bangkrut deh :lol:
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Ah khusus Muhammad sih dipijet cewe mana aja yang dia mau boleh kok.
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Bang Haji wrote:
hussh...mama gimana sihh..
gak boleh atuh si mak erot megang2 "burungnya" nabi, bini bukan sodara bukan megang2..
bisa diazab ouloh si mak erot...kliniknya langsung bangkrut deh :lol:
akh namanya juga nabi "burungnya"aja pernah dikeluarin ama budaknya mariah al qibti sama yg waktu konon katanya "isra miraj aka berindehoy ria" :lol:
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