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Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby k3nji » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:25 pm

Kalau isterinya gak Nusyuz, atau bisa dinasehati, atau nurut setelah di boikot, gak perlu dipukul kan ?

Kalau maksa mau mukul, itu tuh yang ditengah, mukulnya juga pakai punya anda yang ditengah.
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby Pedagang_Makanan » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:29 pm

Ikutin sunnah rosul aja dok..

Hadis Sahih Muslim, buku 004, no 2127: “Dia (Muhammad) memukul dadaku (Aisyah) sampai terasa sakit “

Hfffffff....
Untung calon saya buka muslim.. Phewww... [-o<
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby seven_senses » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:36 pm

gimana kalo rahangnya aja?
dengan gerakan uppercut, biar sampe patah tu rahang!
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby spaceman » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:42 pm

Kodok Kegencet wrote:1. Quran adalah kitab yang sempurna dan terang benderang. Tidak ada keraguan di dalamnya.
2. Suatu saat nanti jika aku jadi mualaf dan mempunyai istri yang aku khawatirkan nusyuznya, aku akan melakukan pemukulan sesuai perintah ayat di atas.

Tapi aku bingung, bagian mana yang harus aku pukul?

Bagian pipikah? Sampai tulang pipinya remuk?
Bagian matakah? Sampai pecah bola matanya?
Bagian hidungkah? Sampai patah tulang hidungnya?
Bagian ulu hatikah? Sampai istriku terpental dan muntah darah?
Bagian perutkah? Sampai bayinya keguguran?
Bagian kemaluankah? Sampai istriku kejang2 dan pingsan?

Apa perlu pakai Brass Knuckles biar tambah mantab?
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Asyik bisa mukul istri \:D/


:rock:

Yang mana aja boleh,
semua bagian halal !

Kan seperti ayat ini :

Isteri-isterimu adalah (seperti) tanah tempat kamu bercocok tanam, maka datangilah tanah tempat bercocok-tanammu itu bagaimana saja kamu kehendaki. Dan kerjakanlah (amal yang baik) untuk dirimu, dan bertakwalah kepada Allah dan ketahuilah bahwa kamu kelak akan menemui-Nya. Dan berilah kabar gembira orang-orang yang beriman. (QS 2:223)


Jadi mau digimanain ntu istri, terserah aja...

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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby Jebot » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:58 pm

Mesti ditabok kalé !
Mesti disilét dadanya kaléé, kaya pangeran Klantan Malaysia terhadap isterinya dari Indonesia..........
Memang ajaran pencak silat mabok, ajaran guru besar suhu islam Muhammad Alm, terimakasih.
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby a_man » Fri May 01, 2009 12:39 pm

k3nji wrote:Kalau maksa mau mukul, itu tuh yang ditengah, mukulnya juga pakai punya anda yang ditengah.

Waduh, masa' adu kepala ??
Klo gegar otak dua2nya, trus mampus, gimana ??

Oh, itu lebih baik, itung2 untuk menekan populasi muslim. :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby gaston31 » Fri May 01, 2009 3:49 pm

Pedagang_Makanan wrote:Ikutin sunnah rosul aja dok..

Hadis Sahih Muslim, buku 004, no 2127: “Dia (Muhammad) memukul dadaku (Aisyah) sampai terasa sakit “

Hfffffff....
Untung calon saya buka muslim.. Phewww... [-o<


kebiasaan FFI motong ayat kebawa juga dgn motong hadits, emngnya ini hobi mukul istri...?

Muhammad b. Qais said (to the people): Should I not narrate to you (a hadith of the Holy Prophet) on my authority and on the authority of my mother? We thought that he meant the mother who had given him birth. He (Muhammad b. Qais) then reported that it was 'A'isha who had narrated this: Should I not narrate to you about myself and about the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him)? We said: Yes. She said: When it was my turn for Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) to spend the night with me, he turned his side, put on his mantle and took off his shoes and placed them near his feet, and spread the corner of his shawl on his bed and then lay down till he thought that I had gone to sleep. He took hold of his mantle slowly and put on the shoes slowly, and opened the door and went out and then closed it lightly. I covered my head, put on my veil and tightened my waist wrapper, and then went out following his steps till he reached Baqi'. He stood there and he stood for a long time. He then lifted his hands three times, and then returned and I also returned. He hastened his steps and I also hastened my steps. He ran and I too ran. He came (to the house) and I also came (to the house). I, however, preceded him and I entered (the house), and as I lay down in the bed, he (the Holy Prophet) entered the (house), and said: Why is it, O 'A'isha, that you are out of breath? I said: There is nothing. He said: Tell me or the Subtle and the Aware would inform me. I said: Messenger of Allah, may my father and mother be ransom for you, and then I told him (the whole story). He said: Was it the darkness (of your shadow) that I saw in front of me? I said: Yes. He struck me on the chest which caused me pain, and then said: Did you think that Allah and His Apostle would deal unjustly with you? She said: Whatsoever the people conceal, Allah will know it. He said: Gabriel came to me when you saw me. He called me and he concealed it from you. I responded to his call, but I too concealed it from you (for he did not come to you), as you were not fully dressed. I thought that you had gone to sleep, and I did not like to awaken you, fearing that you may be frightened. He (Gabriel) said: Your Lord has commanded you to go to the inhabitants of Baqi' (to those lying in the graves) and beg pardon for them. I said: Messenger of Allah, how should I pray for them (How should I beg forgiveness for them)? He said: Say, Peace be upon the inhabitants of this city (graveyard) from among the Believers and the Muslims, and may Allah have mercy on those who have gone ahead of us, and those who come later on, and we shall, God willing, join you.

silahkan yg pinter Inggris nerjemahkan utk tk potong hadits diatas...
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby seven_senses » Fri May 01, 2009 4:20 pm

temen gua ada yang punya brass knuckle tuh, kalo mau tawuran dibawa terus.
trus ada juga yang ke sekolah bukannya bawa buku malah bawa gir.
apa alat alat di atas (brass knuckle, gir) bisa buat mukul istri?
kalo ekor pari gimana?
ato SM alias samurai?
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby MikanSakura » Mon May 04, 2009 6:01 pm

kebiasaan FFI motong ayat kebawa juga dgn motong hadits, emngnya ini hobi mukul istri...?


Hobi atau bukan, yang penting Aisyah sakit di dadanya gara-gara ditabok Muhammad.
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby Foxhound » Mon May 04, 2009 8:03 pm

gaston31 wrote:kebiasaan FFI motong ayat kebawa juga dgn motong hadits, emngnya ini hobi mukul istri...?


Bukannya yang asal comot nggak nyambung nggak liat urut2an turunnya surat itu elo Ton? :green:

gaston31 wrote:Muhammad b. Qais said (to the people): Should I not narrate to you (a hadith of the Holy Prophet) on my authority and on the authority of my mother? We thought that he meant the mother who had given him birth. He (Muhammad b. Qais) then reported that it was 'A'isha who had narrated this: Should I not narrate to you about myself and about the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him)? We said: Yes. She said: When it was my turn for Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) to spend the night with me, he turned his side, put on his mantle and took off his shoes and placed them near his feet, and spread the corner of his shawl on his bed and then lay down till he thought that I had gone to sleep. He took hold of his mantle slowly and put on the shoes slowly, and opened the door and went out and then closed it lightly. I covered my head, put on my veil and tightened my waist wrapper, and then went out following his steps till he reached Baqi'. He stood there and he stood for a long time. He then lifted his hands three times, and then returned and I also returned. He hastened his steps and I also hastened my steps. He ran and I too ran. He came (to the house) and I also came (to the house). I, however, preceded him and I entered (the house), and as I lay down in the bed, he (the Holy Prophet) entered the (house), and said: Why is it, O 'A'isha, that you are out of breath? I said: There is nothing. He said: Tell me or the Subtle and the Aware would inform me. I said: Messenger of Allah, may my father and mother be ransom for you, and then I told him (the whole story). He said: Was it the darkness (of your shadow) that I saw in front of me? I said: Yes. He struck me on the chest which caused me pain, and then said: Did you think that Allah and His Apostle would deal unjustly with you? She said: Whatsoever the people conceal, Allah will know it. He said: Gabriel came to me when you saw me. He called me and he concealed it from you. I responded to his call, but I too concealed it from you (for he did not come to you), as you were not fully dressed. I thought that you had gone to sleep, and I did not like to awaken you, fearing that you may be frightened. He (Gabriel) said: Your Lord has commanded you to go to the inhabitants of Baqi' (to those lying in the graves) and beg pardon for them. I said: Messenger of Allah, how should I pray for them (How should I beg forgiveness for them)? He said: Say, Peace be upon the inhabitants of this city (graveyard) from among the Believers and the Muslims, and may Allah have mercy on those who have gone ahead of us, and those who come later on, and we shall, God willing, join you.

silahkan yg pinter Inggris nerjemahkan utk tk potong hadits diatas...[/quote]

Apa yang salah Gaston? Emang tetep artinya Aisyah dipukul dadanya oleh Muhammad sampai sakit koq?
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby Moooo » Mon May 04, 2009 11:53 pm

Bagian yang gak boleh dipukul cuma wajah supaya tidak keliatan orang. yang lain sih OK. Khan pake burqa.
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby a_man » Tue May 05, 2009 7:45 am

Mau itu hobi ato bukan, toh sudah terjadi, dan secara otomatis jadi teladan.
Klo memang tindakannya dianggap gak bener dan gak pantas ditiru, pecat aja, masih banyak koq orang yg lebih baik.
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby walet » Wed May 06, 2009 2:08 am

Pedagang_Makanan wrote:Ikutin sunnah rosul aja dok..

Hadis Sahih Muslim, buku 004, no 2127: “Dia (Muhammad) memukul dadaku (Aisyah) sampai terasa sakit “

Hfffffff....
Untung calon saya buka muslim.. Phewww... [-o<


Walah, mukul aja milih2 didada, biar bisa nyenggol2 yang empuk2 itu. Kok gak pantat ya? Apa aiyah lagi m****, jadi takut kena getahnya.
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby omkangkung » Wed May 06, 2009 2:43 am

Buseeetttt.... ini trit kok jadinya horror banget yah....

udah... ikutin sang teladan sempurna aja... mo mukul... nendang... gebuk... gigit... kentutin... pokoknya semuanya di dada... pokoknya biar persis kaya junjungan...
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby DHS » Wed May 06, 2009 9:01 am

k3nji wrote:Kalau isterinya gak Nusyuz, atau bisa dinasehati, atau nurut setelah di boikot, gak perlu dipukul kan ?

Kalau maksa mau mukul, itu tuh yang ditengah, mukulnya juga pakai punya anda yang ditengah.

K3nji, kau memang TOP! :supz: Lebih bijaksana daripada nabi junjunganmu dan firman buatannya.


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[4:34] Kaum laki-laki itu adalah pemimpin bagi kaum wanita, oleh karena Allah telah melebihkan sebahagian mereka (laki-laki) atas sebahagian yang lain (wanita), dan karena mereka (laki-laki) telah menafkahkan sebagian dari harta mereka. Sebab itu maka wanita yang saleh, ialah yang ta'at kepada Allah lagi memelihara diri ketika suaminya tidak ada, oleh karena Allah telah memelihara (mereka). Wanita-wanita yang kamu khawatirkan nusyuznya, maka nasehatilah mereka dan pisahkanlah mereka di tempat tidur mereka, dan pukullah mereka. Kemudian jika mereka mentaatimu, maka janganlah kamu mencari-cari jalan untuk menyusahkannya. Sesungguhnya Allah Maha Tinggi lagi Maha Besar.

Makanya, jangan nurut omongan MoMAD yang konyol. Hayo, kapan murtad? \:D/
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby Netralikum » Wed May 06, 2009 1:22 pm

DHS wrote: Hayo, kapan murtad?

Koq ngajakin murtad?
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby moh_mad007 » Wed May 06, 2009 3:01 pm

DHS wrote: Hayo, kapan murtad?

Netra wrote:
Koq ngajakin murtad?

Murtad itu baik sekali neng , dari pada munafik gak bisa menjalankan sunnah nabi hehehe...tul gak????Hayooo.... :lol:
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby seven_senses » Wed May 06, 2009 3:18 pm

Murtad itu baik sekali neng , dari pada munafik gak bisa menjalankan sunnah nabi hehehe...tul gak????Hayooo.... :lol:


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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby gaston31 » Thu May 07, 2009 11:57 am

liat alesannya Fox. itu bkn sunah ttg keharusan dan habit mukul istri...

hadits tsb kan sering dibawa utk pembenaran mukul istri yg seolah-olah tanpa sebab. ini ga jujur...
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Re: Anggota Tubuh Istri Bagian Mana Yang Harus Aku Pukul?

Postby a_man » Thu May 07, 2009 12:13 pm

gaston31 wrote:liat alesannya Fox. itu bkn sunah ttg keharusan dan habit mukul istri...

hadits tsb kan sering dibawa utk pembenaran mukul istri yg seolah-olah tanpa sebab. ini ga jujur...

Apapun alesannya, tetep dipukul toh ?
Itu sudah cukup untuk dijadikan teladan.
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