Aduh..gue ngakak deh baca ini..blog seorang muslim sendiri yang udah lama di Amrik.
(Sorry kalau salah Forum nih)
Superman should be censored
I have an old, old friend of mine in Town. She is Egyptian and I haven’t seen her in 10- 15 years or so. She is here for a few days and called me up last night. Back in the days we were really good friends. So when she called I started talking to he about everything and nothing.
Me: “I am really looking forward to watching Superman. It’s coming out here on the 26th”
She: “You will watch Superman!!!!”
Me: “??yes, why?”
Her: ” 7aram!!”
Me: (What the f***?)
Me: “What are you talking about?”
Her: “This film should be banned!”
Me: “Really,. I thought it was PG13. Didn’t realize there were sex scenes in it”
Her: “no, no, no scenes”
Me: (What the f*** is she on about?)
Me: “Then why would they ban it?”
Her: “Because it is against religion”
Me: (Ok, it’s official, she’s crazy)
Me: “I am talking about Superman, the movie. You know, big cape, tight pants, big red S”
Her: “Yes, I know, Superman. haram!”
Me: “ why?”
Her: “It is against religion”
Me: “Religion? What religion?”
Her: “Islam of course”
Me: “Superman is against Islam?”
Her: “Yes, of course”
Me: (She must be pulling my leg. Well done)
Me: “You’re joking right?”
Her: “Not at all. I go see a Sheikha every week and she told us”
Me: “She told you superman was haram?”
Her: “Yes”
Me: “Has she seen the movie?”
Her: “No it is not yet in Egypt. But it doesn’t matter, the concept is 7aram”
Now, please remember, this girl is a friend of mine. True, I haven’t seen her in a very long time. But she is a friend. We used to talk about anything and everything. She has graduated from Berkley California Suma Cum laude, she is a brilliant girl. Very smart. I don’t have many friends. I pick them carefully. I pick my friends based on very, very strict criteria. She is my friend.
Me: “Please explain. What do you mean the concept off Superman is 7aram?”
Her: “How can a man resist bullets? How can a Man fly? How can a man be THAT strong? How can a Man see through walls? How can a Man blow Ice? These are God like abilities”
Her: “No man can be like God. This is Heresy!!”
Me: (Speechless)
Her: “It is equating man with God. Definitely 7aram”
I guess, I am not that good at picking friends.
Herlock Sholmes
http://herlocksholmes.blogspot.com/2006 ... sored.html
MUSLIM DILARANG NONTON FILM SUPERMAN (SUPARMAN BOLEH)
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