Kenapa di Mesjid nggak Ada Keyboard?

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[quote="GUS_PUR"]Peringatan kepada sdr. udung.....

TOLONG JANGAN MENGHINA KESET YA![/quote]

Bukan kesetnya yg dihina Sdr. Udung, Gus... justru dia memuliakan sajadah... :twisted:
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[quote="GUS_PUR"]Peringatan kepada sdr. udung.....

TOLONG JANGAN MENGHINA KESET YA![/quote]
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[quote="GUS_PUR"]Peringatan kepada sdr. udung.....

TOLONG JANGAN MENGHINA KESET YA![/quote]
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[quote="GUS_PUR"]Peringatan kepada sdr. udung.....

TOLONG JANGAN MENGHINA KESET YA![/quote]
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fenomena wrote:Sebenernya tiap mesjid baru itu pasti ada keyboardnya, tapi biasanya setelah dipake seminggu keyboard itu ilang digondol muslim, soalnya jangankan keyboard, sendal jepit aja ilang.
pantesan kursi sebiji pun gak ada dalam masjid. rupanya dah digondol pulang buat nulis ayat kursi.
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Post by udung »

bener tuh mending kalo ayat kursinya ampuh ngusir jurig/setan/dedemit/ririwa dsb. nggak tuh paling2 jurig/setan/dedemit/ririwa baru kabur kalo dilempar korsi apalagi meja
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Post by udung »

kemana si PEPE ya.....
eh...sorry....gue lupa
Si pepe lagi nyuci sajadah yang bau T*I
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Koq jadi serius di thread Humor :roll:

Kenapa gak ada keyboard di mesjid?

Karena yang pungutan liar dijalan-jalan cuma pake jaring ato kaleng bekas, coba pake karung ukuran 3 x 3 m pasti ada kafir yang nyumbang Piano, Keyboard, Komputer, Mobil dan lain-lain.
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@atas jd serius karena islam adalah humor terlucu sepanjang sejarah. Setuju... Hahahaha...
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Post by MometGarong »

di mesjid buat apa ada keyboard??rugi donk, sendal aja hilang
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Keyboard??? HUSH jgn tanya yg aneh2 ah, kasian muslim, ntar minder.. cuma islam agama yg keukeuh bertahan pada masa lalu, ato bahasa gaul nya kampungan gitu lohh...
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Post by forget »

mending beli bom, daripada beli keyboard
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Post by Operasi Badai Gurun »

Is a mosque a computer?

Only computers need keyboards!
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hihihi islam memang maling :lol:
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Keyboard produk kafirun..Haram hukumnya....
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Kenapa di Mesjid nggak Ada Keyboard?

Why didn't you ask "Kenapa di Mesjid nggak Ada Mouse?"
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Operasi Badai Gurun wrote:Kenapa di Mesjid nggak Ada Keyboard?

Why didn't you ask "Kenapa di Mesjid nggak Ada Mouse?"
Yeah i agree....
Kenapa di mesjid gak ada monitor??
Kenapa di mesjid gak ada CPU???
Kenapa di mesjid gak ada scaner???
Kenapa di mesjid gak ada printer????


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Operasi Badai Gurun wrote:Kenapa di Mesjid nggak Ada Keyboard?

Why didn't you ask "Kenapa di Mesjid nggak Ada Mouse?"
Yeah i agree....
Kenapa di mesjid gak ada monitor??
Kenapa di mesjid gak ada CPU???
Kenapa di mesjid gak ada scaner???
Kenapa di mesjid gak ada printer????


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hehehhe iya bang operasi, gak sekalian nanya gak ada printer, modem, scanner, webcam gitu ya jiekekkeke

ini mesjid kang bokan warnet, yang ditanya keyboard yg bisa buat nyanyi ntu bang bokan keyboard buat ngetik, kelamaan di gurun ya bang jadi ngaco?
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TooCooL wrote:hehehhe iya bang operasi, gak sekalian nanya gak ada printer, modem, scanner, webcam gitu ya jiekekkeke

ini mesjid kang bokan warnet, yang ditanya keyboard yg bisa buat nyanyi ntu bang bokan keyboard buat ngetik, kelamaan di gurun ya bang jadi ngaco?
I see.
We don't need keyboards. One amplifier and several speakers are more than enough.
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