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Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby silverboi » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:57 pm

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Mukmin = Muka minta
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Tawadu = Tau warna duit (juga ternyata..)
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Maksiat = Makan siang jumat
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Ishoma = Istarahat, sholat, maksiat
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STMJ = Sholat terus, maksiat jalan (juga ternyata..)
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Muhamad = Mudah hamili anak didik (di pesantren nih..)
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...Ada yg lain? Tambahin dong.. :D
...
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby a_man » Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:14 pm

HOAHAHAHA

nambah yak :

muslim = musang alim
muslimah = musti beli mahar
sholat = shoak2 latah
mukenah = muka ente parah
jilbab = takjil lembab
jizyah = najiz yahudi
pesantren = pendidikan santet moderen
habib = hamba iblis
ustadzah = usil minta dizinahi
kakbah = kotak sembah
maghrib = masa ghairah iblis (makanya pas maghrib jgn keluyuran, bisa diperkosa lo)
quran = qursi setan (makanya harus ditaruh paling atas, biar setannya bisa duduk)

ayo ayo mana muslim2 yg mau gw kasih JIZYAH sekarung ?? ngacuuunggg !!
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby silverboi » Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:33 pm

@ a_man: "ayo mana muslim2 yg mau gw kasih JIZYAH??
Ngacunggg!!"
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---> muslim mah jangan diminta "Ngacung", pasti gak ada yg mau, tapi kalo diminta "Ngacen9" , nah itu baru mreka mau... :p

:D
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby a_man » Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:39 pm

silverboi wrote:muslim mah jangan diminta "Ngacung", pasti gak ada yg mau, tapi kalo diminta "Ngacen9" , nah itu baru mreka mau... :p

:D

emberrr.

surga islam = disuruh ngacen9 iblis slamanya
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby kokokbeluk » Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:50 pm

KODE KORUPSI-> Toyyib & Maktab :butthead:

Ini Kode-kode Rahasia dalam Korupsi Pengadaan Alquran
Xixixixix, kode rahasia bahasa² arab KORUPSI DI INDONESIA............

"Mereka menggunakan bahasa-bahasa Arab seperti
Toyyib (baik)
dan Maktab (tempat atau pemondokan)
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby MaNuSiA_bLeGuG » Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:53 pm

klo kata habib briziek,

takbir = take beer = minum bir :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby angky » Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:59 pm

MaNuSiA_bLeGuG wrote:klo kata habib briziek,

takbir = take beer = minum bir :lol: :lol: :lol:


:rolling: Habis ramadhan, ngebir lageee. keh keh keh aya aya wae.
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby OpoBener » Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:41 am

www : Wassalamualaikum Waramatullahi Wabarakatuh

asli ngakak dah ogut
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby silverboi » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:51 pm

www : Wassalamualaikum Waramatullahi
Wabarakatuh
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wkwkwkkkk..
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Innalillahi wa' Inna SILALAHI
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:D
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby SINGA YEHUDA2011 » Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:30 pm

MaNuSiA_bLeGuG wrote:klo kata habib briziek,

takbir = take beer = minum bir :lol: :lol: :lol:

Satu lagi bang.... ACHMAD ALBAR... :supz:
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby Mohmed Bin Atang » Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:05 am

ISLAM:
Ikut Setan Lewat Ajaran Muhammad
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby hobit » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:20 am

olga mode on

"Lu Assalammu'alaikum terus ah, kayak pengemis lu."

:green:
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby dante_inferno » Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:25 pm

SLIMOT = Muslim Lemot
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby 1234567890 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 3:17 pm

istilah islami ... banyak maksiatnya yah
memang muslim doyan maksiat
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby Maher-Shalal » Mon Oct 29, 2012 3:27 pm

Bwahahahaha...lanjut dong :rolling:
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby crayon-sinchan » Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:10 am

ULAMA = mUka giLA (muke gile) Masya Alloh..
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby kotak pandora » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:37 am

tipu muslihat : tipu-tipu muslim jahat

ulama : ulah muhammad

jihad : jidat hitam dorrrrrr ( maksa.com)

ffi : fura fura islam

jj : jidat jihad
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Re: Singkatan Istilah2 Islami

Postby jambrong » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:42 pm

silverboi wrote:.
Mukmin = Muka minta
.
Tawadu = Tau warna duit (juga ternyata..)
.
Maksiat = Makan siang jumat
.
Ishoma = Istarahat, sholat, maksiat
.
STMJ = Sholat terus, maksiat jalan (juga ternyata..)
.
Muhamad = Mudah hamili anak didik (di pesantren nih..)
.
...Ada yg lain? Tambahin dong.. :D
...


Malam ini ngakak terus :rolling:
Ane paling suka STMJ dan muhamad :finga:
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