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Komik "Dengan Siapakah Sebenarnya Muhammad Ngesex?"

Postby Jarum_Kudus » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:24 am

Sumber:
http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-t ... 73-sbt.php

Hadith Sahih Bukhari, Volume 8, Book 73, Number 89:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet continued for such-and-such period imagining that he has slept (had sexual relations) with his wives, and in fact he did not. One day he said, to me, "O 'Aisha! Allah has instructed me regarding a matter about which I had asked Him. There came to me two men, one of them sat near my feet and the other near my head. The one near my feet, asked the one near my head (pointing at me), 'What is wrong with this man? The latter replied, 'He is under the effect of magic. ...'
(seterusnya baca sendiri)

terjemahan:
Disampaikan oleh Aisyah:
Sang Nabi untuk semasa tertentu terus-menerus mengira dia ngesex dengan istri-istrinya, padahal sebenarnya tidak. Suatu hari dia berkata padaku, "Oh, Aisyah! Allah telah memberiku petunjuk akan hal yang kutanyakan padaNya. Datanglah dua orang pria, salah satu dari mereka duduk dekat kakiku dan yang seorang lagi duduk dekat kepalaku.
Yang dudu dekat kakiku bertanya pada orang yang duduk dekat kepalaku, sambil menunjuk padaku, "Ada apa dengan orang ini?"
Orang yang duduk dekat kepalaku menjawab, "Orang ini dibawah pengaruh sihir/guna-guna."
...

PERTANYAAN:
1. Mengapa Muhammad begitu lama membayangkan ngesex dengan istri2nya padahal istri2nya tidak mengalami hal itu?
2. Dengan siapakah sebenarnya Muhammad ngesex untuk jangka waktu tertentu itu?


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Re: Komik "Dengan Siapakah Sebenarnya Muhammad Ngesex?"

Postby walet » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:52 am

Volume 8, Book 73, Number 89:

Narrated 'Aisha:

The Prophet continued for such-and-such period imagining that he has slept (had sexual relations) with his wives, and in fact he did not. One day he said, to me, "O 'Aisha! Allah has instructed me regarding a matter about which I had asked Him. There came to me two men, one of them sat near my feet and the other near my head. The one near my feet, asked the one near my head (pointing at me), 'What is wrong with this man? The latter replied, 'He is under the effect of magic.' The first one asked, 'Who had worked magic on him?' The other replied, 'Lubaid bin Asam.' The first one asked, 'What material (did he use)?' The other replied, 'The skin of the pollen of a male date tree with a comb and the hair stuck to it, kept under a stone in the well of Dharwan."' Then the Prophet went to that well and said, "This is the same well which was shown to me in the dream. The tops of its date-palm trees look like the heads of the devils, and its water looks like the Henna infusion." Then the Prophet ordered that those things be taken out. I said, "O Allah's Apostle! Won't you disclose (the magic object)?" The Prophet said, "Allah has cured me and I hate to circulate the evil among the people." 'Aisha added, "(The magician) Lubaid bin Asam was a man from Bani Zuraiq, an ally of the Jews."


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