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BERAPA KALIKAH kakek muhammad mengadakan PESTA NIKAH?

Postby Rebecca » Fri May 04, 2007 9:31 am

Berikut ini sekilas gambaran tentang MARRIAGE BANQUET atau jamuan pernikahan muhammad dgn budak cantik safiyah!...


BUKHARI, Volume 1, Book 8, Number 367:
Narrated 'Abdul 'Aziz:
Anas said, 'When Allah's Apostle invaded Khaibar, we offered the Fajr prayer there yearly in the morning) when it was still dark. The Prophet rode and Abu Talha rode too and I was riding behind Abu Talha. The Prophet passed through the lane of Khaibar quickly and my knee was touching the thigh of the Prophet . He uncovered his thigh and I saw the whiteness of the thigh of the Prophet. When he entered the town, he said, 'Allahu Akbar! Khaibar is ruined. Whenever we approach near a (hostile) nation (to fight) then evil will be the morning of those who have been warned.' He repeated this thrice. The people came out for their jobs and some of them said, 'Muhammad (has come).' (Some of our companions added, "With his army.") We conquered Khaibar, took the captives, and the booty was collected. Dihya came and said, 'O Allah's Prophet! Give me a slave girl from the captives.' The Prophet said, 'Go and take any slave girl.' He took Safiya bint Huyai. A man came to the Prophet and said, 'O Allah's Apostles! You gave Safiya bint Huyai to Dihya and she is the chief mistress of the tribes of Quraiza and An-Nadir and she befits none but you.' So the Prophet said, 'Bring him along with her.' So Dihya came with her and when the Prophet saw her, he said to Dihya, 'Take any slave girl other than her from the captives.' Anas added: The Prophet then manumitted her and married her."

Thabit asked Anas, "O Abu Hamza! What did the Prophet pay her (as Mahr)?" He said, "Her self was her Mahr for he manumitted her and then married her." Anas added, "While on the way, Um Sulaim dressed her for marriage (ceremony) and at night she sent her as a bride to the Prophet . So the Prophet was a bridegroom and he said, 'Whoever has anything (food) should bring it.' He spread out a leather sheet (for the food) and some brought dates and others cooking butter. (I think he (Anas) mentioned As-SawTq). So they prepared a dish of Hais (a kind of meal). And that was Walrma (the marriage banquet) of Allah's Apostle ."





PERTANYAAN gue:
1. Selama hidupnya, BERAPA KALIKAH kakek muhammad mengadakan JAMUAN PERNIKAHAN atau pesta pernikahan selama hidupnya?

2. Siapakah yang menanggung BIAYA pesta pernikahan tersebut? si kakek atau pengikutnya?

3. Apakah karena sering kawin dan melakukan pesta kawin ini si kakek sempat jatuh miskin? :D (Tidak pernah makan sampai kenyang dgn roti dan gandum slm 3 hari berturut2, SAHIH MUSLIM, Book 042, Number 7083)
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Postby irsyadulhalim2 » Thu May 10, 2007 8:16 am

knp lo?ngiri ya liat org kawin?
tuhan lo blm pernh kawin kan....jomblo poreper....hehhehe...ama loe aja...
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Postby Rebecca » Thu May 10, 2007 10:11 am

irsyadulhalim2 wrote:knp lo?ngiri ya liat org kawin?
tuhan lo blm pernh kawin kan....jomblo poreper....hehhehe...ama loe aja...


bukan begitu bang, dgn mengetahui berapa kali si kakek MENGADAKAN pesta nikah, kita bisa menganalisis BERAPA besar dana yang dihabiskan untuk itu. RAMPASAN perang milik si kakek kan bisa terkuras, dan mungkin saja bisa menyebabkan kelumpuhan ekonomi keluarga rame, bang! :D
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Postby openyourmind » Thu May 10, 2007 11:13 am

irsyadulhalim2 wrote:knp lo?ngiri ya liat org kawin?
tuhan lo blm pernh kawin kan....jomblo poreper....hehhehe...ama loe aja...


Kok ngiri? Apa coba yang perlu dibanggain jadi tukang kawin???
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Postby cahkangkung » Thu May 10, 2007 11:24 am

irsyadulhalim2 wrote:knp lo?ngiri ya liat org kawin?
tuhan lo blm pernh kawin kan....jomblo poreper....hehhehe...ama loe aja...


Lah kok ngiri? Ngiri itu biasanya ama yang bagus2,yang lebih baik dan lebih bener.Kalo ini...?Masa ngiri ama yang sampah yang kelakuannya ancur kayak gitu! ga salah nih?
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Postby yusak_almasih » Thu May 10, 2007 12:38 pm

irsyadulhalim2 wrote:knp lo?ngiri ya liat org kawin?
tuhan lo blm pernh kawin kan....jomblo poreper....hehhehe...ama loe aja...


Loe ngomong apa mabuk???
Apa sih yang di banggain dari "nabi" cabul kayak momed kok loe bilang IRI???Nabi cabul tukang kawin ama anak kecil kok dibanggain !!!!!!!!!!!
Makanya dunia semakin rusak gara-2 ajaran "nabi" cabul momed dengan pengikut org tolol kayak loe yang ga bisa mikir. "CUCI OTAK ALA MOMED KPD PENGIKUTNYA"
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Postby swatantre » Thu May 10, 2007 7:31 pm

irsyadulhalim2 wrote:knp lo?ngiri ya liat org kawin?
tuhan lo blm pernh kawin kan....jomblo poreper....hehhehe...ama loe aja...


Bwahahaha.... Anak pesantren bau temulawak ini masih mati2an aja membuta membela nabi palsunya...!!!!!
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Postby murtad mama » Fri May 11, 2007 1:20 pm

oh stelah suaminya di behading trus buat acara shoukr (syukuran) dgn mengawini si safiyah nekmat nian
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Postby babenya muhammad » Sun May 20, 2007 2:46 pm

irsyadulhalim2 wrote:knp lo?ngiri ya liat org kawin?
tuhan lo blm pernh kawin kan....jomblo poreper....hehhehe...ama loe aja...


bingung... apa hebatnya banyak kawin ?? itu justru membuktikan dia itu seks maniak, kok di bilang iri

eman kalao gw tanya lu, berapa banyak sumanto menyodomi anak kecil ? trus lu jawab "ngiri ya liat org sodomi".... muslim emang aneh, selalu banggain hal2 yg di benci non muslim
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Postby murtad mama » Sun May 20, 2007 6:54 pm

@ ntar dibilang ama dia muhammad itu mngawinin janda2 krana tak de suami, cuihhhhhhhhhhh bukannya si safiyah sdeh ade family tak puas hati berhati perut mohammed nich,pantes ja la mati
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Postby JMI » Sun May 20, 2007 7:49 pm

noor_al_maseeh wrote:@ ntar dibilang ama dia muhammad itu mngawinin janda2 krana tak de suami, cuihhhhhhhhhhh bukannya si safiyah sdeh ade family tak puas hati berhati perut mohammed nich,pantes ja la mati
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Re: BERAPA KALIKAH kakek muhammad mengadakan PESTA NIKAH?

Postby CODOT » Mon May 21, 2007 2:23 am

Rebeca wrote:Berikut ini sekilas gambaran tentang MARRIAGE BANQUET atau jamuan pernikahan muhammad dgn budak cantik safiyah!...


BUKHARI, Volume 1, Book 8, Number 367:
Narrated 'Abdul 'Aziz:
Anas said, 'When Allah's Apostle invaded Khaibar, we offered the Fajr prayer there yearly in the morning) when it was still dark. The Prophet rode and Abu Talha rode too and I was riding behind Abu Talha. The Prophet passed through the lane of Khaibar quickly and my knee was touching the thigh of the Prophet . He uncovered his thigh and I saw the whiteness of the thigh of the Prophet. When he entered the town, he said, 'Allahu Akbar! Khaibar is ruined. Whenever we approach near a (hostile) nation (to fight) then evil will be the morning of those who have been warned.' He repeated this thrice. The people came out for their jobs and some of them said, 'Muhammad (has come).' (Some of our companions added, "With his army.") We conquered Khaibar, took the captives, and the booty was collected. Dihya came and said, 'O Allah's Prophet! Give me a slave girl from the captives.' The Prophet said, 'Go and take any slave girl.' He took Safiya bint Huyai. A man came to the Prophet and said, 'O Allah's Apostles! You gave Safiya bint Huyai to Dihya and she is the chief mistress of the tribes of Quraiza and An-Nadir and she befits none but you.' So the Prophet said, 'Bring him along with her.' So Dihya came with her and when the Prophet saw her, he said to Dihya, 'Take any slave girl other than her from the captives.' Anas added: The Prophet then manumitted her and married her."

Thabit asked Anas, "O Abu Hamza! What did the Prophet pay her (as Mahr)?" He said, "Her self was her Mahr for he manumitted her and then married her." Anas added, "While on the way, Um Sulaim dressed her for marriage (ceremony) and at night she sent her as a bride to the Prophet . So the Prophet was a bridegroom and he said, 'Whoever has anything (food) should bring it.' He spread out a leather sheet (for the food) and some brought dates and others cooking butter. (I think he (Anas) mentioned As-SawTq). So they prepared a dish of Hais (a kind of meal). And that was Walrma (the marriage banquet) of Allah's Apostle ."





PERTANYAAN gue:
1. Selama hidupnya, BERAPA KALIKAH kakek muhammad mengadakan JAMUAN PERNIKAHAN atau pesta pernikahan selama hidupnya?

1 X

Rebeca wrote:2. Siapakah yang menanggung BIAYA pesta pernikahan tersebut? si kakek atau pengikutnya?

GEREJA

Rebeca wrote:3. Apakah karena sering kawin dan melakukan pesta kawin ini si kakek sempat jatuh miskin? :D (Tidak pernah makan sampai kenyang dgn roti dan gandum slm 3 hari berturut2, SAHIH MUSLIM, Book 042, Number 7083)

KAWIN CONGORMU, BELIAU BANYAK NIKAH. PESTA SEKALI. MISKIN.
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Re: BERAPA KALIKAH kakek muhammad mengadakan PESTA NIKAH?

Postby Rebecca » Mon May 21, 2007 6:11 am

CODOT wrote:
Rebeca wrote:PERTANYAAN gue:
1. Selama hidupnya, BERAPA KALIKAH kakek muhammad mengadakan JAMUAN PERNIKAHAN atau pesta pernikahan selama hidupnya?

1 X



Muslim taqqiya suka boong sih buanyak berkeliaran macam elo di sini!...jadi si kakek nggak buat pesta tuh waktu nikah dgn zainab? :D ...bahkan si kakek saat itu menyediakan makanan yang lezat loh buat gangstersnya, nah darimana modal pesta kawin tsb? hasil rampasan perang?atau merampok sana sini? :lol:

BUKHARI, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 84:
Narrated Anas:

The Prophet offered a wedding banquet on the occasion of his marriage to Zainab, and provided a good meal for the Muslims. Then he went out as was his custom on marrying, he came to the dwelling places of the mothers of the Believers (i.e. his wives) invoking good (on them), and they were invoking good (on him). Then he departed (and came back) and saw two men (still sitting there). So he left again. I do not remember whether I informed him or he was informed (by somebody else) of their departure)."
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Postby Phoenix » Mon May 21, 2007 7:08 am

Bec..jangan-jangan gara-gara itu pas die modar nggak ninggalin ape-ape buat bininye.. Ternyata udah bangkrut kali ye??? Kere tekre!
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Postby Rebecca » Mon May 21, 2007 8:30 am

Phoenix wrote:Bec..jangan-jangan gara-gara itu pas die modar nggak ninggalin ape-ape buat bininye.. Ternyata udah bangkrut kali ye??? Kere tekre!


Coba kt perhatikan hadist ini: pada pesta kawin si kakek bejat dgn safiyah si budak cantik, disajikan makanan enak yang terbuat dari mentega, keju dan kurma!

BUKHARI, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 98:
Narrated Anas:

Allah's Apostle manumitted Safiyya and then married her, and her Mahr was her manumission, and he gave a wedding banquet with Hais (a sort of sweet dish made from butter, cheese and dates).



Ternyata pesta kawinnya si kakek bejat dgn zainab lebih baik dari pesta kawin si kakek bejat dgn istri-istri lainya!

BUKHARI, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 97:
Narrated Anas:

The Prophet did not give a better wedding banquet on the occasion of marrying any of his wives than the one he gave on marrying Zainab, and that banquet was with (consisted of) one sheep.



Bayangkan entah berapa cewek yang dikawin-cerai-in oleh si kakek bejat, BERAPA banyak uang yang dipakai si kakek untuk mengadakan jamuan makan untuk semua itu? Bukankah jamuan makan kawin 22 kali oleh si kakek cukup menyita kantong si kakek? Tidak semua orang kaya sanggup untuk membiayai jamuan makan pesta kawin 22 kali. Wajar pula jika akhirnya ekonomi si kakek yang didapatkan dari rampasan perang AKHIRNYA SURUT dan bukan tidak mungkin pula akhirnya si kakek jd BANGKRUT dan MELARAT! :D
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Postby murtad mama » Mon May 21, 2007 1:33 pm

@kebanyakn kawin trs modar n bangkrut :lol: :lol:
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Postby nayagenggong » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:02 pm

tukang kawin yah?
kok kayak...emb*k
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Postby Busman » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:57 pm

memangnya di ktp nya kerjaan muhamad itu apaan sih?
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Postby Abu Lahab » Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:06 pm

Busman wrote:memangnya di ktp nya kerjaan muhamad itu apaan sih?


Kalo KTP sih tulisnya Rosul/Utusan auloh.... tapi gue curiga muhamed ngga punya KTP...dia kan paling anti diphoto. Masak KTP tanpa photo?
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Postby globlalworming » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:52 pm

sori gw ralat kakenya Nabi Muhammad tuh bukan org islam melaikan dya org qurais yg tuhannya tuh nyembah berhala . Jd jgn sama" in kaya org islam y..
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